tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post350496079129797985..comments2023-11-03T00:06:36.875+11:00Comments on Bunyipitude: How to save Australian cricketBunyiphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14668398379654771814noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-60021827899676419002013-08-14T15:37:55.680+10:002013-08-14T15:37:55.680+10:00"Skippy the Bush Kangaroo
Has never been know..."Skippy the Bush Kangaroo<br />Has never been known to ... have been romantically involved with Lara Bingle."<br /><br />- What's that Skip?? I can't prove anything??<br />- Ttt Tttt Tttt Tttt<br />- The last person who tried fell down a mine shaft??<br />- Tt Tt TTTttt<br />- And if I know what's good for me I wont ask anymore questions?? Awwww Gee Skip.MudCrabnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-44427241269628710542013-08-14T13:15:22.914+10:002013-08-14T13:15:22.914+10:00Emma Alberici I find very amusing. Last night she ...Emma Alberici I find very amusing. Last night she attributed a quote to Albert Einstein that chilled me to my core.<br /><br />http://www.abc.net.au/lateline/content/2013/s3824974.htm<br /><br />I relieved to find that the quote has long been exposed as an urban legend. <br /><br />http://www.thedailygreen.com/environmental-news/latest/einstein-bees<br /><br />http://www.snopes.com/quotes/einstein/bees.aspSimonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11125911565531965841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-22062062417626919412013-08-14T08:16:39.144+10:002013-08-14T08:16:39.144+10:00"ceaselessly shared memories of her (Anne Sum..."ceaselessly shared memories of her (Anne Summers') abortion"<br /><br />So that is why she looks like that. She may have survived but the saline in the brain and the coathanger have definitiely left their mark.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-57429058857945599432013-08-14T04:10:14.871+10:002013-08-14T04:10:14.871+10:00The ABC should just issue Emma with a tape measure...The ABC should just issue Emma with a tape measure, she tells Rudd and Abbott to drop 'em, and we settle this once and for all.....Davenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-334010250972708002013-08-13T21:47:01.003+10:002013-08-13T21:47:01.003+10:00They all look the same at the billabong. They all look the same at the billabong. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-17922546453025957512013-08-13T20:01:50.915+10:002013-08-13T20:01:50.915+10:00As long as Emma Alberscreechy keeps her mouth shut...As long as Emma Alberscreechy keeps her mouth shut she'll be fine.Davidnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-57058130636392192822013-08-13T19:59:57.978+10:002013-08-13T19:59:57.978+10:00I am devastated that I even have to post this but ...I am devastated that I even have to post this but in jest, just as in vino, there is truth.<br /><br />What do you call an Aussie with a bottle of Champagne? <br />A waiter. <br /><br />What do you call a world-class Australian cricketer? <br />Retired. <br /><br />What do you call an Australian who can hold a catch? <br />A fisherman. <br /><br />Why can no-one drink wine in Australia at the moment? <br />They haven't got any openers . <br /><br />What is the difference between Cinderella and the Aussies? <br />Cinderella knew when to leave the ball. <br /><br />What does an Australian batsman who is playing in The Ashes have in common with Michael Jackson?<br />They both wore gloves for no apparent reason. <br /><br />Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone on the Australian cricket team? <br />The woman who irons their cricket whites. <br /><br />What's the height of optimism?<br />An Aussie batsman putting on sunscreen. <br /><br />What do you call a cricket field full of Australians ?<br />A vacant lot. <br /><br />What's the difference between an Aussie batsman and a Formula 1 car?<br />Nothing! If you blink you'll miss them both <br /><br />What's the difference between Michael Clarke and a funeral director?<br />A funeral director doesn't keep losing the ashes <br /><br />The Australian bobsleigh team have asked the Aussie cricket team for a meeting. <br />They want to ask their advice about going downhill so fast!<br /><br />Somewhere there have to be people who can wield the willow. Hurrying through Ali What's His Name's citizenship was sweet f.a. use.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />Davidnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-42344822212697265192013-08-13T18:57:41.623+10:002013-08-13T18:57:41.623+10:00What about Penny Wong?
Don't those men's s...What about Penny Wong?<br />Don't those men's shirts & jackets she/he wears do anything for you?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-69042955527394749282013-08-13T18:16:15.034+10:002013-08-13T18:16:15.034+10:00Too true Professor, I see my shed wall's futur...Too true Professor, I see my shed wall's future... so long Miss Chiki Roll of 1996, thou time is nigh. Farewell, darling. Bobbushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17293963737228527804noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-64979471779291520412013-08-13T17:51:07.730+10:002013-08-13T17:51:07.730+10:00"She would be perfect to compere an exercise ..."She would be perfect to compere an exercise show, allowing that the Coalition leaves enough cash in the ABC coffers to fund a Lycra wardrobe, and her gentle treatment of Albanese suggests a definite affinity with dumbbells."<br /><br />Impressive wit indeed!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-60828466007076702292013-08-13T17:38:09.733+10:002013-08-13T17:38:09.733+10:00Emma's a hottie. After the election, ABC Shops...Emma's a hottie. After the election, ABC Shops will be stocking Emma's Lingerie Calendar. Conservatives know how to put the right people in the right jobs.Bunyiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14668398379654771814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-72218695622968146422013-08-13T17:31:41.175+10:002013-08-13T17:31:41.175+10:00Not fair Anonymous, aside of her political leaning...Not fair Anonymous, aside of her political leanings Ms Alberici is as stunningly attractive as the day is long. Any sensible coach would allow her to work the fine leg area as long as she deems fit...Bobbushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17293963737228527804noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-76768050381173652542013-08-13T15:37:31.162+10:002013-08-13T15:37:31.162+10:00I wish you hadn't mentioned Rob Oakeshott and ...I wish you hadn't mentioned Rob Oakeshott and sex. parlousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-76602809334305979682013-08-13T14:58:53.081+10:002013-08-13T14:58:53.081+10:00Professor, I am in awe.
Would you think Morde woul...Professor, I am in awe.<br />Would you think Morde would get the trophy for the "most valuable team member"?<br />Yes, I reckon we should definitely vote Emma in as captain.She only has to open her gob to distract the other side; a wiggle would definitely cream them.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-18244066001457355652013-08-13T14:48:03.482+10:002013-08-13T14:48:03.482+10:00Methinks you give Emma's arse too much creditMethinks you give Emma's arse too much creditAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-7196978437151052852013-08-13T14:41:34.740+10:002013-08-13T14:41:34.740+10:00Khawaja is an Australian citizen. You're thin...Khawaja is an Australian citizen. You're thinking of the Pakistani guy, Fawad Ahmed, who is being fast-tracked.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-12980609312583764512013-08-13T14:06:42.725+10:002013-08-13T14:06:42.725+10:00... although, of course, should any foreign delive...... although, of course, should any foreign delivery not ultimately make it all the way to the batsman but instead vanish from all sight halfway down the pitch, I can't imagine umpire Burnside cheerfully re-affirming any "DEAD BALL" determination... "Let us just aside this unwelcome occurrence. Stumps, gentlemen." Bobbushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17293963737228527804noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-61369701676006257152013-08-13T14:00:11.038+10:002013-08-13T14:00:11.038+10:00Unfortunately all Burnside's instincts would b...Unfortunately all Burnside's instincts would be exactly the opposite. Any attempt to defend Australian stumps, no matter how clearly within the rules of the game, would be deemed a xenophobic insult to humanity and result in an immediate dismissal, even if the bowler's front foot had been placed a metre in front of the bowling crease with the aid of a $US cash funded organised crime syndicate, and the bowler had no papers to identify him as a registered member of the fielding team.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-88290244078810876322013-08-13T13:30:32.174+10:002013-08-13T13:30:32.174+10:00How about Julian Burnside as 3rd umpire? Any forei...How about Julian Burnside as 3rd umpire? Any foreign delivery that should happen to bypass the Australian border-willow and dislodge a stump can therefore be deemed not a real dismissal with consequence, but simply a racist-infused social construct. Surely then "NOT OUT!" will be the only decision one could fairly and reasonably reach? Bobbushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17293963737228527804noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-26163966578180731622013-08-13T13:21:03.516+10:002013-08-13T13:21:03.516+10:00Julia who? I had thought of the ideal comment to p...Julia who? I had thought of the ideal comment to post everywhere when she would have been voted into oblivion, but have been denied the chance. Anyway...with apologies to Eric Blair.<br /><br />'We are the dead', said Wayne.<br />'We are the dead', echoed Julia dutifully.<br />'You are the dead!' said an iron electorate behind them. Paratusnoreply@blogger.com