tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post9159081999563911496..comments2023-11-03T00:06:36.875+11:00Comments on Bunyipitude: Ginger Up Gillard's Base*Bunyiphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14668398379654771814noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-24673682802325697072012-02-27T13:04:13.932+11:002012-02-27T13:04:13.932+11:00You think you have it tough, Anon.? My federal me...You think you have it tough, Anon.? <i>My</i> federal member is that carpet-bagging rug-seller, Andrew Wilkie.Deadmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05012725254441170657noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-31147393174176937982012-02-27T04:47:23.571+11:002012-02-27T04:47:23.571+11:00Dear Crowd,
I haven't used illicit substance...Dear Crowd, <br /><br />I haven't used illicit substances for the purposes of mood hightening for many years. <br /><br />I am sure I will get torn to shreds by my co participants in this group therapy session if I am la-la-ing on this one. Numbers is sure to fillet me, horrid conservative that I am. I grow unsteady even as I write this. Let me start over. <br /><br />Hi, My name is Mark and I am a workoholic. <br />I dont have time to take notes as the ship of state sinks. I am too busy with my University and my day job;<br /><br />My hallicinations probably began when I heard the phrase "She is the smartest guy in the room" on the Bolt Report. Was it like "Rolled Gold" from Kevin? <br /><br />I am aware of the phenomena whereby a catch phrase is repeated, woefully out of context, because it sounds cool, but surely only teenagers do this ? <br /><br />Sad though it surely is, Bolta on 10 is the only TV I have time to see but " The smartest guy in the room !! " ? ENRON any one ? Or should I be looking around for the caterpillar on the mushroom smoking the pipe ? <br /><br />Still, by then, I was laughing so hard maybe it was an endorphin thing. Either way I was non compis. Albo's silly "Geophysisist of no consequence".<br /><br />In these strange times none can trust thier sanity. (Therse a sp. for you numbirs - go your hardist) <br /><br />I guess I better get back to Kalgoorlie and continue to bust rocks leaving the brightest and best to run this country of ours (thiers). No one will notice my lapse into a florid delusional state back there.Mark Boltonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04345647263994713620noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-88809685186390252702012-02-26T20:04:32.235+11:002012-02-26T20:04:32.235+11:00Careful Prof!
I am sure Castlemaine Hams will cons...Careful Prof!<br />I am sure Castlemaine Hams will consulting their lawyers as we speak.<br />Who would want their product associated with the ginger-nut after all?<br /><br />The Irish LionAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-76271750618881728652012-02-26T19:47:29.119+11:002012-02-26T19:47:29.119+11:00Thanks for proving the point Jack. Nice revision ...Thanks for proving the point Jack. Nice revision of both the war and the left.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-56938017808360787982012-02-26T19:01:11.366+11:002012-02-26T19:01:11.366+11:00So what's your point? Did I mention anything ...So what's your point? Did I mention anything about the Left? Did the Bunyip? No. We were talking about conservatives.<br />When you played football bruce, did you attack the ball or the man?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-42248275529922373912012-02-26T18:56:18.160+11:002012-02-26T18:56:18.160+11:00Another excellent roar from the Irish Lion. How ch...Another excellent roar from the Irish Lion. How cheering that little Tarquin is the apple of the Lion's avuncular eye. As popular wisdom now suggests, boys do so much need a mentor these days.Elizabeth (Lizzie) B.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-63004216340437748992012-02-26T18:39:13.282+11:002012-02-26T18:39:13.282+11:00No point me doing it Prof.
My local Member is the...No point me doing it Prof.<br /><br />My local Member is the honourable Toxic Dwarf herself, Ms Nicola Roxon.<br /><br />I've probably sent her office 10 to 15 very polite emails and letters in the last 3 years, pointing out some obvious errors in the guvmint' she consorts with, but no response. Not one. Not a single solitary response can be had for the good member for Gellibrand [Inner western Melbourne for those outer staters].<br /><br />I doubt that Nicola has been seen in these parts for years; decades even. In fact, I sometimes wonder if Ms TD has ever even ventured west of the Maribyrnong (and if she has, she surely lives in a Cocoon).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-81263204511336423142012-02-26T18:03:09.173+11:002012-02-26T18:03:09.173+11:00Thanks a lot. :-(
I used to always look forward t...Thanks a lot. :-(<br />I used to always look forward to my Christmas ham.Keithnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-30001856121984459292012-02-26T15:26:50.766+11:002012-02-26T15:26:50.766+11:00I don’t normally do web references but readers sho...I don’t normally do web references but readers should really have a look at the link below and, especially, some of the readers’ comments.<br /><br />It’s an account of how a four year old at school doodles a picture of “her Daddy” holding a gun. When the dad comes after school to pick the child up he’s arrested, taken away in handcuffs, strip searched and locked up. Meanwhile, the wife is also picked up, taken for questioning, the house is searched and all their children taken into care.<br /><br />For the punch-line, read the full article in Canada’s National Post: <br /><br />http://fullcomment.nationalpost.com/2012/02/24/joe-oconnor-arrest-over-daughters-gun-sketch-a-case-of-vigilance-and-too-much-zeal/Tasiturnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07198256985190180682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-47595243588213735972012-02-26T11:48:08.437+11:002012-02-26T11:48:08.437+11:00"many conservatives supported the invasion of..."many conservatives supported the invasion of Iraq even after the evidence was in."<br /><br />The invasion of Iraq was not primarily or secondarily supported by the WMD intelligence. That's simply leftist revisionism to shield themselves from the inconvenient fact that they also supported the invasion.Jack Lactonhttp://www.jacklacton.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-55975155934252635482012-02-26T10:59:42.418+11:002012-02-26T10:59:42.418+11:00It could also apply to Members of Parliament who m...It could also apply to Members of Parliament who manage,in the space of two terms,to go from being brokes with the arse out of their trousers and holes in their shoes to not only acquiring a taste for high priced antiques,waterfront mansions and other trappings of wealth but actually acquiring impressive portfolios of same.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-30840123216122300682012-02-26T10:54:10.188+11:002012-02-26T10:54:10.188+11:00"Remember - many conservatives supported the ..."Remember - many conservatives supported the invasion of Iraq even after the evidence was in."<br /><br />Do you remember that? Do you also remember past lives or alien visitations too?<br /><br />Bet you don't remember 1991 when Bob Hawke was first leader on the phone to the US President to offer Australian military support for the Iraq War. Or Gough Whitlam's man Richard Butler's 1990's global campaign against Saddam's WMD, which he insists he 'held in his hands'?brucenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-75628099513882972192012-02-26T09:33:52.534+11:002012-02-26T09:33:52.534+11:00"...it is a pleasure conservatives must deny ..."...it is a pleasure conservatives must deny ourselves.<br /><br />After all, we are about probity and truth, not the base enjoyment of another's pain..."<br /><br />Disagree Professor. That is a Christian worldview, not a secular conservative one. Conservatives merely borrow it when it suits them. Remember - many conservatives supported the invasion of Iraq even after the evidence was in.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-85817940669551432862012-02-26T07:19:32.149+11:002012-02-26T07:19:32.149+11:00Prof, I found this elsewhere and thought you might...Prof, I found this elsewhere and thought you might like a larf.<br /><br />http://rogerpielkejr.blogspot.com.au/2012/02/friday-funny-for-aussie-political.html<br /><br />Payback for the 'Christmas ham thighs' and 'presumably “Feckless Indolence” has now been classified by Centrelink as a disability' from TIL.brennannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-10704191608656134412012-02-26T05:29:12.370+11:002012-02-26T05:29:12.370+11:00Seconded.
Also "attempting to persuade an aud...Seconded.<br />Also "attempting to persuade an auditor that his adjusted and normalised modelling of expenses and deductions is even more valid than a shoebox of actual receipts" is taking the piss to an artful degree.<br />Love your work Prof.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-85088332232149690322012-02-25T21:25:28.504+11:002012-02-25T21:25:28.504+11:00Christmas ham thighs. Ouch!Christmas ham thighs. Ouch!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-88626512920567731372012-02-25T19:01:47.088+11:002012-02-25T19:01:47.088+11:00GINGER UP GILLARD'S BASE. And do tell Profess...GINGER UP GILLARD'S BASE. And do tell Professor, how knowledge of this rather intimate detail came into your possession.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-8674865170493491962012-02-25T16:01:11.193+11:002012-02-25T16:01:11.193+11:00He is not quite typical - for now. He is the Musli...He is not quite typical - for now. He is the Muslim ALP member who has what was once the highly prized (by party insiders hoping to be helcoptered in) safe seat of Chifley, once centred at Blacktown.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-3733898076033722252012-02-25T15:39:21.423+11:002012-02-25T15:39:21.423+11:00Way ahead of you Professor. I emailed my soon-to-b...Way ahead of you Professor. I emailed my soon-to-be-a-pro-bono-lawyer-again MHR and urged her to endorse the yabbie. Her seat is on the list of those that would be saved by a change to Rudd, so she has a difficult decision to make.<br /><br />Pesonally, I think that she is screwed either way and I couldn't care less.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-74698026959698728792012-02-25T15:29:10.087+11:002012-02-25T15:29:10.087+11:00I too am appalled Professor!
This tactic suggested...I too am appalled Professor!<br />This tactic suggested by Clive could be applied to all sorts of (semi) innocent bystanders.<br />For example, “chuggers” (charity muggers) who accost people in the street to garner donations for their favourite charitable cause could be caught up in this sort of vigilante action.<br />My nephew Tarquin is engaged in such activity in that he collects a commission to tout for a particular charity - no names, but he wears a koala suit - and is also in receipt of a government stipend. I am unsure how he qualifies – presumably “Feckless Indolence” has now been classified by Centrelink as a disability. <br />Collectors for registered charities must carry identification so it is a simple matter to establish their name. All that remains is to jot down the name and call the ATO to inform them, for example, that “Kelvin Koala and Benjamin Bandicoot are simultaneously in receipt of income from, say, Greenpeace/Wilderness Society and a government funded AbStudy/NewStart/FalseStart/Disability Pension/Dole, whatever”<br />I would hate to see Tarquin entrapped by such vigilantes and have to spend time in the Big House ….. no really …. I wouldn’t like to see that at all.<br /><br /><br />The Irish LionAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-51608695663758432612012-02-25T14:31:15.477+11:002012-02-25T14:31:15.477+11:00I'm talking only of the vegetable MHR, not his...I'm talking only of the vegetable MHR, not his poor constituents. In any case, if he is your typical Labor member, he will live somewhere nicer -- and you can bet his kids don't go to Mt Driutt's culturally diverse public schools.Bunyiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14668398379654771814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-7876514255324982402012-02-25T14:28:01.560+11:002012-02-25T14:28:01.560+11:00Mt Druitt! Let's not condemn ALL bogans. One c...Mt Druitt! Let's not condemn ALL bogans. One could be your Dear Leader.<br /><br />-CarlAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-37650466201821795802012-02-25T14:05:21.139+11:002012-02-25T14:05:21.139+11:00For those Labor supporters, who are more endowed w...For those Labor supporters, who are more endowed with thinking matter, and don't call their local Conservative MP to support Kevin O'Lemon, this website will even tell you what to say on the <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/q3h45/do_you_want_labor_to_have_rudd_as_a_leader_call/" rel="nofollow">phone,</a> if your a bit 'gun' shy!<br />It goes like this:<br /><i>- Hello<br />- Hi my name is ____ and I'd like to leave some feedback for Mr/Ms ___ regarding the leadership dispute.<br />- Okay! What would you like to say?<br />- I feel that Mr/Ms ____ should support Rudd/Gillard because ____<br />- Okay I'll pass that along, is there anything else I can do for you?<br />- No thanks, bye!<br />- Bye </i><br /><br />Moronic!Baldrickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01670220770151333837noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14457232127152238.post-23948192003448955532012-02-25T14:01:58.038+11:002012-02-25T14:01:58.038+11:00"... bogged to her Christmas ham thighs ...&q..."... bogged to her Christmas ham thighs ..."<br /><br />Classic Bunyip!Iannoreply@blogger.com