THE road leads back to an ailing friend's milking shed, so there will be few posts -- and, quite possibly, none whatsoever -- over the next week or so. All going well, the posting pipeline will be uncrimped by Sunday.
Good on you professor. Please give your friend our best wishes for a speedy recovery.
My advice is to put on the Parliamentary News Network loudly for a few hours. A few hours of listening to Julia and Wayne kvetching about Tony will soon have your friend begging to get up and about. A couple of speeches from The One may also help to purge his innards.
Remember Professor, squeeze the teat. Don't pull. (For any progressives reading this, the tip is for getting more from a cow, not more government handouts).
Ah, milking. Those were the days. Not sorry they're gone. Hope you have a kinder climate to operate in. The dawn milking in mid winter is not a pleasant memory. Good luck with that, and best wishes to your friend. You are a friend indeed.
Good on you professor. Please give your friend our best wishes for a speedy recovery.
ReplyDeleteMy advice is to put on the Parliamentary News Network loudly for a few hours. A few hours of listening to Julia and Wayne kvetching about Tony will soon have your friend begging to get up and about. A couple of speeches from The One may also help to purge his innards.
A speedy recovery is a wish already made.
ReplyDeleteRemember Professor, squeeze the teat. Don't pull. (For any progressives reading this, the tip is for getting more from a cow, not more government handouts).
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Ah, milking. Those were the days. Not sorry they're gone. Hope you have a kinder climate to operate in. The dawn milking in mid winter is not a pleasant memory. Good luck with that, and best wishes to your friend. You are a friend indeed.
ReplyDeleteIf Keith Olbermann ever finds out about your bushyness, you'll be "Worst Person in the World" for a week.
ReplyDeleteCheers