Voles Also Not Safe

AN old joke about the New York Times' editorial fixations imagines that paper’s front page headline on the day the world ends: New York Destroyed By Nuclear Bomb – Women, Minorities Hardest Hit

Things are just a little different at the Silly, where sequential tweets from green guru (and environmental editor) Ben Cubby reflect sympathy's new priorities.

Women still make the cut, but squirrels have edged out ethnic sorts.

Climate change, of course.