Lara Bingle: Had an affair with then-Blue Brendan Fevola
Julia Gillard: Kissed former Bulldogs forward Barry Hall
Score: Bingle 10; Gillard 2
Lara Bingle: Gets lots of freebies from designers whose clothes she models
Julia Gillard: Got lots of free clothes from crooked boyfriend via Town Mode
Score: Bingle 10; Gillard 4 (penalised for having to sleep with her wardrobe master)
and the clincher...
Lara Bingle: Looked good in not much while doing crappy Tourism Australia ads
Julia Gillard: Looks awful in a truthful pitch to waterborne New Australians-to-be
Score: Bingle 10; Gillard 3
That puts Bingle ahead by a score of 30 to 9. Here's the ad that sealed the deal:
Readers who believe they may have further reasons why Bingle should take over as PM are invited to air them as comments.
