Good on you professor. Please give your friend our best wishes for a speedy recovery.My advice is to put on the Parliamentary News Network loudly for a few hours. A few hours of listening to Julia and Wayne kvetching about Tony will soon have your friend begging to get up and about. A couple of speeches from The One may also help to purge his innards.
A speedy recovery is a wish already made.Remember Professor, squeeze the teat. Don't pull. (For any progressives reading this, the tip is for getting more from a cow, not more government handouts).xxx
Ah, milking. Those were the days. Not sorry they're gone. Hope you have a kinder climate to operate in. The dawn milking in mid winter is not a pleasant memory. Good luck with that, and best wishes to your friend. You are a friend indeed.
If Keith Olbermann ever finds out about your bushyness, you'll be "Worst Person in the World" for a week.Cheers