Two Things That Fell Out Of A Chook's Bum

THIS grief Anthony Albanese is getting for pretending to be Michael Douglas, it is not entirely fair. In regard to both the carbon tax we were never going to have and those pokie promises made to the Dill for Denison, our Prime Minister also has drawn sly inspiration from Hollywood. Here she is saying one thing....

.... and here is her borrowed explanation for doing the exact opposite. It begins at the 3:28 mark:

It would be impossible to tell them apart if not for Humpty's more fetching figure.