Whatever the answer, he must be a delight to work with. Even with arm inserted to the shoulder, the operator will never have felt anything of greater substance than spleen, the withered heart of a PR hack and, up where a fair and unbiased brain should be, the little toggles that make the jaw move up and down, just like Gerry Gee.
Now, as a foretaste of what will happen very soon after Abbott PM settles in, place a finger in your cheek and close the lips around it. Now rapidly withdraw the digit.
A satisfying 'pop', no?
Remember that noise. It is what we will hear as all sorts of things are withdrawn, not just from Scrotum Face but the entire ABC.
Pop!
Look, it's Marieke Hardy deflating!
Pop!
And Red Kerry too!
Pop!
there go the Chaser's middle-aged men...
Pop!
... and Young Chip
Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop!
Centrelink really should set up branch offices in all ABC foyers.
After all that blood-letting, what's left of the ABC can be devoted to the resurrection of quality viewing:
