Here's the photo that set the boys to blubbering...
... and their anguish grew only worse as others joined the weep-a-thon...
Amidst all the sniffling for 200kgs of flake, neither Readfearn nor Cubby wondered how a shark came to find itself sucked into an oil rig's bowels nor considered that their readers might find an explanation interesting.
No doubt they were too busy penning their finny friend's obituary and arranging for a wreath to be delivered.
