Blown in the Wind

GREEN POWER is a huge success in Australia, as Alan Jones will learn when his officially mandated re-education begins in earnest, and the proof is in the Heritage Foundation's list of President Obama's subsidies to wind generators, tidal tappers and sundry other schemes to extract electricity from zephyrs and memes. Yes, those outfits have all gone broke, but there was good money for the taking beforehand, including a very generous $170 million in US subsidies to Babcock & Brown.

US taxpayers must be tinkled pink to have played their small part in helping to delay the bankruptcy-bound Australian outfit's appointment with the receivers. After all, no amount is too much to spend for a cleaner, greener world.

Just ask Goldman Sachs alumni Malcolm Turnbull or any other eco-aware merchant banker.

Turnbull's Little Friend

MANY Australians of a conservative bent decided some time ago that Malcolm Turnbull was unfit to lead the Liberal Party, quite rightly concluding a man thought by some to be Labor's best leader-in-waiting would do his party a favour by crossing the floor and staying there. From time to time, one still hears kind words for Turnbull's potential -- usually, it must be noted, from people who would not vote Liberal in a pink fit, even if Karl Marx were to be re-animated and installed beside the dispatch box.

That is why the video below should be compulsory viewing. It's not that Turnbull says anything particularly stupid, just that he is evidently prepared to squander a greasy afternoon shooting the breeze with Andrew Jaspan, the former Phage editor who made the paper what it is today. Jaspan, who now heads The Conversation is "a very distinguished journalist and editor" and "at the cutting edge of something really big", which is an interesting way to describe $6 million worth of suckling at the public teat.

Anyway, if you have a spare few minutes and a strong stomach click the link and observe a refutation of the axiom that two negatives make a positive.

Let us hope Turnbull did not take his interlocutor too seriously. He would not want to waste another day filling sandbags at Luna Park.

Hang on, it's already too late! According to the Jaspan-era Age, the amusement park was washed away some time ago.

The Malcolm & Margaret Show

FROM time to time we all hear of that remarkable someone “you just have to meet.” The individual may be pitched as brilliant overall or perhaps supremely gifted in one narrow field. In the case of women it is more often vivacity or a remarkable beauty that is extolled. You take it all in, make a mental note to keep an eye out for the blessed specimen and then, sooner or later, the talked-up individual actually crosses your path. When that happens, expect disappointment – two of them, actually.

The first let-down will be that no one lives up to his or her advance billing. That 3-handicap wundergolfer you heard so much about, he will have a lousy round and confirm with his excuses that he is no more than a better class of duffer and, like all hookers, slicers and putt-stuffers, not entirely in control of his head, which is the hallmark of every genuinely great player. Or it might that the lauded one turns out to be the Great Mind who isn’t – the instant appraisal we might expect a Martian to form upon making the acquaintance of Robert Manne.

Humans, we’re a slower species, and sometimes it takes us a bit longer to twig. It is the only explanation for the esteem Malcolm Turnbull continues to command, which also nails the second predictable disappointment: Quite suddenly you realise that the opinions of the spruikers, who may even be close and valued friends, are testaments to their own fallibility. In regards to Turnbull, we have been hearing for so long that he is brilliant and destined for greatness, that he is both deep as the Marianas Trench and loftily possessed of such insight and incisive clarity that his perspectives frame the issues of the day from an altitude very close to the orbital. That he can be jocular or sober, with or without a leather jacket, confirms the man’s appeal to ABC interviewers and commentators, who generally prefer their conservatives to come a travesti in the vestments of the left.

It can be very convincing, all that adulatory talk – so much so that, for a while, it even persuaded the Liberal Party to make Turnbull its leader. But truth dawns eventually, as it did when the Olympian intellect’s urge to out-Labor Labor (and sometimes even the Greens) inspired a revolt in local party branches and the parliamentary rank-and-file that saw him replaced with Tony Abbott.

The broader population, however, may still not quite have grasped the depths of Turnbull’s shallowness – a lingering misconception for which we can be thankful the man’s own best efforts are doing much to remedy. Indeed, he is at again today, his views on the future of the forest-products press given both a near-verbatim airing in the Phage and Silly as well as a worshipful summary by reporter Michael Gordon. When it comes to a lust for occupying the spotlight, none but bunnies in a moonlit paddock have demonstrated such a drive to position themselves for the perfect headshot.

The surprising news is that Turnbull is against direct government subsidies to failing newspapers. His much odder suggestion, which he floats rather than advances, is that, like the Spastic Children’s League or Cat Protection Society, reporter Gordon’s employer and other media groups might be made eligible for charitable support. Can you picture it? “And to my favourite newspaper I bequeath the proceeds of the garage sale and any change the managing editor might find down the back of the couch.” Well, something like that anyway.

And what would that money secure? Well, if Turnbull’s address is any indication, and Gordon’s report with it, not very much at all, allowing that inaccuracy and smug conceit carry little in the way of market value.

The inaccuracy belongs to Turnbull, who quotes “an old ditty” on which he swears he was “brought up”. This is how he remembers what must have been some very peculiar bedtime readings beside his little trundle cot: ''Thank God one cannot bribe nor twist the honest British journalist. For seeing what he does unbribed, there is no need to do so."

Readers will notice that the Turnbull version does not scan, which makes for a very unlikely ditty, and some may actually recall the actual quote from a now-forgotten writer of the Twenties, Humbert Wolfe: You cannot hope to bribe or twist (thank God!) the British journalist. But, seeing what the man will do unbribed, there's no occasion to.

Small potatoes, true, but telling all the same. More damaging to his case are the patron and location of Turnbull’s address, which are none other than Margaret Simons and humorously named Centre For Advanced Journalism at the Parkville Asylum. Professor Simons, as some will recall, is the woman who aided with her silence and encouragement a very lame hoax on Keith Windschuttle and Quadrant, thereby violating the very first article of the MEAA code of ethics for journalists:

Report and interpret honestly, striving for accuracy, fairness and disclosure of all essential facts.  Do not suppress relevant available facts, or give distorting emphasis.  Do your utmost  to give a fair opportunity for reply.

She should have been booted from her gig at Swinburne; instead she was elevated to Melbourne University, where parents paying her students fees can assume Simons teaches a nuanced interpretation of the obligation not to “suppress relevant available facts”. Facts can be suppressed at will or whim, if seems, if they are likely to hurt critics of the New Establishment, of which Simons is very much a member (and a well-paid one at that).

Of Michael Gordon it is possible to take a more benign view. While Simons hid the truth and encouraged a falsehood to be published, Gordon overlooks the beam in his own “quality newspaper’s” eye. Consider this from his account of Turnbull oration:

While newspapers such as The Age remained committed to investigative journalism, the shrinking size of the Canberra press gallery and of the newsrooms of the major dailies meant that the vast bulk of political coverage was about personalities rather than policies, he said.

 So committed to investigative journalism neither Phage nor Silly has searched the Climategate data base for references to, say, the CSIRO or one of its resident warmers Barrie Pittock and his boy, who was working for the WWF at the time (see the second letter in this chain).

Turnbull has had many peculiar ideas -- that it is job to embarrass his leader not least amongst them -- but the notion that givers might part with cash to support their favourite newspapers is surely the most absurd of all. If he knew the left at close quarters, rather than looking down upon it from the rarified heights of an over-hyped intelligence, he would know that those sort of people believe it is always someone else’s responsibility to pay for the things they particularly enjoy. Doubt that? Look no further than the nearest wind generator or subsidised solar panels atop your typical Fairfax reader's home.

Turnbull is himself one of those costly novelties, or would be if only the Silly, Phage and ABC could engineer his substitution for Abbott. But given the declining trajectory of his career path within the Liberal Party, that seems most unlikely. Perhaps that is why Simons was keen to have him as a speaker.She helped perpetrate one fraud. Why not advance the cause of an even bigger one?

UPDATE: At Catallaxy, Sinclair Davidson thinks government should stay well away from the newspaper business.