A Bit Crook

Headache, bowels in open revolt, tigers in need of parking .... not a pretty picture at the Billabong today, so posting will resume when the plague subsides.Remember, you are what you eat -- and if it was the soft shell crabs of Monday night's outing, then you don't amount to very much at all. No doubt about the crabs, either. Everyone who sampled them was feeling poorly yesterday, the Professor most of all.

But not so bad as this bloke:

Mind you, that is small consolation.