How to Deal With a Rude Dill

BEFORE submitting to Jon Faine's interruptions this morning on ABC Radio 774, Michael Smith and Mark Baker should have spent a few minutes reviewing James Delingpole's technique.

A good line to use with Faine (and other ABC hacks and flacks): "Will you stop interrupting me!"

UPDATE: Faine commutes to work:

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ADVISORY: The sky is clearing here in Melbourne and the golf club bar will be a'twitter with lady members fresh from their morning round, the Grass Parrot by far the fairest bird of all. Posting will resume later, after the Professor has put the wood to good use.