Friday, November 23, 2012

How to Deal With a Rude Dill

BEFORE submitting to Jon Faine's interruptions this morning on ABC Radio 774, Michael Smith and Mark Baker should have spent a few minutes reviewing James Delingpole's technique.


A good line to use with Faine (and other ABC hacks and flacks): "Will you stop interrupting me!"

UPDATE: Faine commutes to work:

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ADVISORY: The sky is clearing here in Melbourne and the golf club bar will be a'twitter with lady members fresh from their morning round, the Grass Parrot by far the fairest bird of all. Posting will resume later, after the Professor has put the wood to good use.

25 comments:

  1. The Old and Unimproved DaveNovember 23, 2012 at 11:24 AM

    If you look at the photo, Kenny Everett appears to have been reincarnated as an ABC broadcaster.

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    1. Nah Dave, I think he's trying to get the Steven Spielberg look going - you know, the 4 or 5 day face growth look.

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    2. The Old and Unimproved DaveNovember 23, 2012 at 6:22 PM

      Dunno why he bothers.

      With a dial like that, the only conjugal relations that he'll ever have are with a book of Latin verbs.

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  2. I love James Delingpole. His blog posts always elicit belly laughs in my home. We could all benefit from emulating his great sense of humour and skill in putting down slimy pompous oafs like that priggish pip-squeak Jon Faine.

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  3. James included Mr Faine with the warmists and Faine did not deny it. Shouldn't Mr Faine be sacked for taking sides?

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  4. You can give your customer feedback to Mr Faine here,

    http://tinyurl.com/b8laem7

    [ABC, long URL]

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  5. I always read the Delingpole blog. I must say that his dulcet tones were not what my brain had conjured up having never heard him speak.

    I can see why the militant green movement really hates this man and tries to shut him up at all costs.He was very effective at negating the one sided view that was preplanned

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  6. I was reduced to verse over my first experience of the pertinacious Faine: “The Government’s Lackey”.

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  7. http://www.varchive.org/obs/index.htm

    Sort of off-topic...perhaps Bunyip would appreciate some influencial commentary from Israel's birth. Given how far his nose is up the Zionist arse.

    I'm sure he would enjoy it. It's not the sort of stuff a dill would enjoy anyway.

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  8. Jon Faine must be caught between a rock and a hard place.
    His fellow group thinkers at the ABC and Greens are all sticking the boot into the Israeli's. What does Jon do? go with his mates, the group thinkers, or does he hold steady and stick with his ancestral beliefs and heritage.

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    1. The Zionist mind and agenda is so far in front of, and beyond your simplistic ken of things Bazza, that they almost deserve their self appointed inheritance. Wake up if that is possible.

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    2. I sound a bit condescending and rough there Baz, sorry bloke. Faine is the ultimate Goebbels/Useful Idiot rolled into one. This is what the Zionists have created, and control now. What can you do? This is why Andrew Bolt is a Tally-ho paper width from going mad; He can't, or wont join the dots back to Zion.

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    3. Not sure you're making sense in either post Andrew.

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    4. Run into a few closed doors lately?
      … someone has 'jewed' you recently?
      … you've become 'semitecally' confused?
      … or the World Socialist Brotherhood has noted you're not pulling your weight?

      Cheers

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    5. Andrew is making plenty of sense. A few too many are just too uncritical in their pre-fab thinking.

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    6. WTF is this antiSemitic garbage doing on this blog!!???

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  9. "Posting will resume later, after the Professor has put the wood to good use."

    Hahaha! It's gold, gold, gold for Australia!

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    1. I take it that the Grass Parrot now adorns the "perch" previously occupied by the Rufous Bird?

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    2. 'twas gold. Who is the Grass Parrot? Where is the rufous bird etc?

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  10. I saw James speak in Sydney in the tour when this interview was recorded. I love his argument and discussion, but he is much better in print; if he had Monckton's articulate ease with speaking, he would be a killer.
    Faine is a twit.

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    1. Elizabeth (Lizzie) B.November 24, 2012 at 12:12 AM

      Delingpole's book 'Watermelons' is essential reading for facts and figures on the extraordinarily extensive tentacles of the Great Glowball Warming Scam. Feed 'em to innocent bystanders in order to destroy the credibility of greenies and their ilk whenever and wherever you can.

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  11. I think a better response to Faine and his fellows is: "Do want to interview me or, do you want interview yourself?"

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  12. The Old and Unimproved DaveNovember 24, 2012 at 5:11 PM

    Well, if the Professor is going to mix golf and romance, I feel a yarn coming on.....

    A married couple had played golf together every day for fifty years.

    One day the wife says, "Darling, to celebrate fifty
    years of golf and marriage, let's start off with a
    clean slate and confess all our past sins."

    "Okay," the husband says. "Do you remember that blond secretary who worked for me 20 years ago? Well, I had an affair with her."

    And the wife says, "That's nothing. Before we met, I had a sex change."

    And the husband says, "Why you bloody cheat! All this time you've been hitting from the red tees!"

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  13. Well done Dellingpole! Famine dripping with smug sarcasm and getting punch for punch. In the end as Dellinpole was reproving him I thought he called JF a "prat" but Perhaps it was "pro" . Faine certainly is obnoxious and pugilistic. When identified with the counter argument he tried the "personal from the professional " taunt which he droned on about nastily till the button was hit. The criticism was perfectly justifiable, any half competent interviewer can put the counter argument in the third person or parenthetically . Faine was being a whiny little chick.

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  14. Dave!Dave ,Dave ,Love It! best Golf Joke in years! Well done?

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