Don't Mention the Whore

HEY, you luvvies at Fairfax and the ABC, better crank up that racket about Alan Jones another notch (or revive Abbott The Wall Puncher, the previous week's theme, which has gone off the boil a bit).

HSU sleazebag Mike Williamson has just been arrested and, if you don't sustain the din, there is a possibility the public might enjoy a moment's peace to consider the matter of the brothel-creeping Craig Thomson and our Prime Minister's reliance on his vote, not to mention her own immersion in union corruption.

Yeah, quick, whack on (and off) about Jones. As quality journalists, you know it is the right thing to do.

A FURTHER THOUGHT: As Williamson's daughter worked until recently in the office of the Prime Minister, it can be taken for granted that he is an intimate of Gillard, who has quite possibly added his notch to her bedpost, beside those of Craig and Bruce. As a married man, she must have found him irresistible.

AND A CLARIFICATION: The "whore" in the headline refers to Williamson, not Gillard, who is not known to have accepted money for sleeping with other women's husbands.

Bathroom renovations, a new fence maybe, but not cash on the dresser.