HERE's a special Yuletide number for Craig Thomson. A little premature for this festive season, unfortunately, but a very solid possibility for the next.
If Craig likes the tune, he can always claim to have written it himself. Mind you, Tommo the Tumescent still has some friends, especially at their ABC, where the national broadcaster's crack political analysts uncorked Mungo McCallum to explain how the globe-girdling Brothel Creeper's plagiarism is no big deal because, yep, at least one unnamed member of the Howard government was worse.
As if ABC listeners didn't know that already.