Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Old Gal Loses Reading Glasses

ANNE Summers must have thought she had found something as telling and scandalous as the fact that Andrew Bolt once had a girlfriend who did not become his wife, excitedly tweeting that her fellow Q&A guest, the Australian’s opinion editrix Rebecca Weisser, should have disclosed that she once worked as a PR operative for Qantas.

Some gotcha, sweetheart! The info is in Weisser’s Q&A biography, and Summers, having had her senior moment corrected by several respondents, has now flushed the original allegation down the memory hole.
Poor old Summers, what is to be done with her? There will not be any cushy appointments for her under the Abbott government, and with Fairfax in its parlous state, outlets prepared to publish whatever crap dribbles down her leg are apt to be rather limited. Julian Disney had better get his speech police off the ground ASAP! Slack and partisan but well-connected, the feminist battleaxe is the perfect choice to administer Disney’s fines and lectures about the need for accuracy. 

8 comments:

  1. Good God! Doesn't the old bat know Halloween's over? Get rid of that mask dearie.

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  2. Interestingly, and presumably a complete coincidence, when one googles 'Anne Summers', one comes up with, among other things, a link to an online UK sex toy emporium whose range appears to be aimed at least partly at the more, er, mature woman.

    Its flagship product, BTW,is a device called the 'Rampant Rabbit'.

    Consuela Potez.

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  3. Is the memory hole the same as the forgettery?

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  4. "Is the memory hole the same as the forgettery?"

    Not really, the forgettery can be given a shake to loosen up bits of trapped data. The memory hole is permanent, thoruogh delving will only find corrupted remnants of data and that which once was the intellect, ethics and integrity.

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  5. Now what was that one about lipstick and creatures of the porcine variety..

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  6. the scary bit about the photograph of the she-beast above is that it's the best that the photographer took. Imagine what the rejects look like.

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  7. Yes, it was taken by a professional photographer, probably a leading and expensive one at that. He actually got paid for it!

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