No one is eating that stinky whale which washed up on the Western District's shore, but your caring and compassionate sorts are dining out on the outrage they have whipped up against a local teenager who was snapped standing atop the corpse. The latest instruction is to approach the dead whale no closer than 150 metres on either side and, if you can believe it, "to show respect" to its stinking carcass. Insufficient reverence, by the way, may draw a $32,000 fine, which would make the two chaps below liable for stupendous penalties, By the way, don't miss the whales' national anthem at the 2:50 point of the clip. Oh, and it comes with a salty language alert as well.
Or how about this kind of respect? Would that do?
UPDATE: Another bloated specimen accorded more respect than deserved.
Whale blubber, explosives, a sheriff with his civic duty to perform - what could possibly go wrong with that?ReplyDelete
Less classy than a Viking funeral, but much more memorable. Especially with all the trashed autos in the carpark.
Looks a bit stupid, to me. I think as punishment, they should be forced to publish pictures of themselves looking a bit stupid for all to see.ReplyDelete
A $32,000 fine for disrespecting a dead whale FFS! Stupidity has become institutionalised.ReplyDelete
Yet nary a whimper from the pantheist collective as our feathered friends are sliced by the rotating blades of those Gaia monuments which litter our landscape.
Insanity is the new normal.
Hop into the battered flake Prof!ReplyDelete
The buggers are chowing down on WA surfers at the rate of one a day, so it is our duty to fight back at the fish 'n chip shop.
The Irish Lion
What, no pineapple doughtnut to follow ?ReplyDelete
I've nailed 24 steamed dimmers in one smoko sitting. It remains a record around these parts. As for young lads atop whales: Blah.ReplyDelete
Welcome back PB
Crikey people are stupid,how the hell can you get upset over some rotten meat.ReplyDelete
Teenage boys do stupid things,that's part of being a teenage boy.
Is that meant to be "Crikey! People are stupid..." or "Crikey readers are stupid..."?Delete
Either or works for me.
The funniest clip I have seen in a while, with the added bonus that it is guarantee to upset geenies.ReplyDelete
It's quite OK as they were all wearing Plankton Liberation Organisation T-shirts and only thinking of the little guy.ReplyDelete
PLO War Cry-
Whadda we want? Japanese whalers?
When do we wannem? Now!
Sushiem! Sushiem! Pow! Pow! Pow!
While Foreigh Minister Smith ignored specific Australian law and our treaty obligations, and went ahead and certified immunity for torturers against actions for redress [www.david-kilgour.com/2010/Nov_04_2010_01.php],our Great White Gap Plugger Carr gives vent [12/7/12] to pompous faux-noble drivel, "it is appropriate that ... Australia should say of the largest mammal on the planet, as a gesture of respect to the other species with which we share this planrtary home, [blah blah blah] ..." pathetic!ReplyDelete
Someone should go and do a shit on it!!ReplyDelete