Monday, July 23, 2012

Hot Deals On Unicorn Poo

THE childlike Adam Morton, eyes wide with innocent wonder, today reports that Victoria could draw all its energy needs from the sun. Mankind may or may not be changing the climate, but one thing will remain immutable until the end of days: When slick charlatans meet gullible dills, count on bridges being sold and bought.  


  1. Looking at the front page now I see the following:

    State could get all electricity from sun
    Victoria trails other parts of the world in harnessing wind power, says Climate Commission.

    [first line is the headline]

    Solar, wind, hamsters... much of a muchness.

  2. "says the Climate Commission", now there's a nest of self interest the likes of which no one has ever seen before.

    A mob quick to accuse everyone else of being on the take, yet here they are on the boondoggle of all time - show me someone getting a huge salary and being feted by a crowd and I'll show you a mob who prepares bread and circuses.

    It's like a "report" from Greenpeace, or the WWF, you now what it's going to say, because such people don't release reports contrary to their principles .. sorry, loose usage of the word "principles", I don't know why I used it here.

    The credibility of all Gillard commissions, panels, boards whatever is zero.

    Just as all the greenie groups are becoming, despised, not for wanting a better planet, but because they all think they know better and are intolerant of anyone else.

  3. PhillipGeorge(c)2012July 23, 2012 at 8:31 AM

    I'm not the first person to say this Prof., but the progressives' policies towards Australia look something like Suddam Hussein's policy towards a disputed Kuwait - if I cannot have it, no-one will.

    China can Advance China Fair with Australia's coal but Australia cannot; all due to our moral superiority. Children can be sacrificed to the weather gods in return for milder weather; the Mayans would be proud of the Green-Age alignment of planets.

    Anyway Prof, in reaching once again for the Meta Narrative, the unimpeachable teflon surrounded Julia is here to humiliate 8 million men and bleed their collective wallets dry.

    And if Australia cannot rediscover its gospel roots the house will be well and truly burnt down - by Julia, followed by Kev, followed by Tony.

    While you open water bills to fund a desalination plant that should be shut down today, well before completion, the minds of men are overrun with deceits to numerous to mention in a single blog entry.

    cheers. Abiogenesis has got most of your readers by their cognitive dissonance balls. ie, Their dicks are supposedly an undesigned accident of time and chance, but then human life just doesn't happen without them - extrapolate backwards for the unavoidable corollary. From the dick to the wallet is such a short distance in time and space. Darwin still rules your world - and the decline is nearly complete.

  4. This is one reason I don't buy the age!

  5. The Climate Commission was appointed by Julia Gillard ... nuf said!

  6. Elizabeth (Lizzie) B.July 24, 2012 at 12:19 AM

    Have been in communication blackout with Da Hairy Ape on the outer ranges towards Cooktown in FNQ, Prof, avoiding cows and kangas at 140km/hr (slow down Lizzie!!) and also swimming around a bit on the outer Barrier Reef. Saw a Unicorn Fish. That's what they're called. Presume they do unicorn poo too. Just sayin'.

    Perhaps I could swap some for a bridge somewhere?

    "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy".

    1. Elizabeth (Lizzie) B.July 24, 2012 at 5:02 PM

      Sorry Prof, was both jetlagged (excuse, it's only three hours from cold old Cairns to the lovely tropical city of Melbourne) and over-imbibed (no excuse; even though Qantas make you pay for it these days on local flights). End of holiday blues kicked in when I got home and the drinks were free there too.

      No-one ever told Horatio that the sun would power all of Victoria. Nor, sensibly, would he have believed them unless he had turned greenie devoted to Gaia. As for unicorn poo, well, cow-dung from our Gillarded export industry will have to suffice as excreta from the horned and hooven. I should stress though that no bovine creatures were harmed or alarmed as the dried cow-pat frizbies flew in a demonstration of Hairy Irish talent. Brave those crocs and wash your mitts, I admonished.