Tony Abbott and his friends are doing so well they were able to get by without a Bunyip's help this past week. Still, commando-fit as he is, he will need a brief spell of R&R before erasing the legacy of six years' misrule.
As therapy, the Professor can recommend the many fine golf courses around Echuca. Especially this one.
It is Rich River, just a few miles on the wrong side of the Murray. Even without 72 virgins per hole, it is as close to Paradise as you can get.