Friday, August 30, 2013

Good Prime Ministers play golf

Tony Abbott and his friends are doing so well they were able to get by without a Bunyip's help this past week. Still, commando-fit as he is, he will need a brief spell of R&R before erasing the legacy of six years' misrule.

As therapy, the Professor can recommend the many fine golf courses around Echuca. Especially this one.

It is Rich River, just a few miles on the wrong side of the Murray. Even without 72 virgins per hole, it is as close to Paradise as you can get.


  1. Professor indeed there are many fine courses along the Murray. Cohuna is a great course and Murray Downs is championship quality.
    As for good leaders playing golf, where does that leave the Rat Eared Wonder?
    Black Ball

  2. Some might prefer 72 holes per virgin.

  3. Thwack!!!!
    The timeless sound of titanium on polymer.

    The Irish Lion

  4. The Old and Unimproved DaveAugust 30, 2013 at 6:37 PM

    "Even without 72 virgins per hole"

    After Osama bin Laden was whacked, he found himself at the gates of Heaven.

    Out came George Washington and started beating the sh*t out of him.

    "How dare you defile that which we have created!"

    Then Thomas Jefferson came out and joined in by means of strategic use of a boot to the kidneys.

    Then dozens of other men poured out of the gates of Heaven and started whaling on Osama too.

    "What is this?!" screamed Osama. "Where are my seventy-two virgins?!"

    Washington stopped beating him long enough to say "That's seventy-two VIRGINIANS, you asshole!"

  5. So your golfing buddies have abandoned the miserable cold and wet Echuca for the sunny climate of Broome, I see. Here is one car load of 'em just after they arrived yesterday.