In Quadrant

BACK from a vigorous game of golf and there is good news: Quadrant Online's editor has decided to publish an offering from the Billabong. This one, apparently, must not have been (a) in bad taste (b) libelous (c) overloaded with wordplay (d) "arch" or (e) not quite up to standard.

It is good to know the miserable, nitpicking bastard finds something to his liking every so often.