A good line to use with Faine (and other ABC hacks and flacks): "Will you stop interrupting me!"
UPDATE: Faine commutes to work:
Check them out.
ADVISORY: The sky is clearing here in Melbourne and the golf club bar will be a'twitter with lady members fresh from their morning round, the Grass Parrot by far the fairest bird of all. Posting will resume later, after the Professor has put the wood to good use.