Thursday, March 15, 2012

The Doctor is In ...

... and the Professor is out.

Some minor medical matters need a little attention this afternoon, so there will be no activity at the Billabong until tonight at the earliest. Apologies, but the body is a temple.


  1. I have got absolutely nothing to post here. I only came here as I find the Bunyip-o-matic's random word generator interesting. I'm sure the Professor is issuing some secret coded message through his devious scrambler.

    I'll keep watching. I'm recording his words and shall run them through my Enigma machine. I'll let you know when I've broken the code.

  2. Hope it goes well at the Witch Dr's Prof. My temple is sagging in all the wrong places.

    1. Join the queue,MotherG

      Do you think some reconstruction work might be necessary to stave off the final cave ins?

      Mind you I hear that prices are through the roof lately!
      Guess we old girls will have to hope the make up hides some of our sins,eh?
      Hope all is well, Prof!

    2. Jazza. I say again youth is wasted on the young, we should be able to bank a few good years for when we have a sag or two...but hey, I enjoyed getting every wrinkle...and it is still my wish to be shot by a jealous wife when I am 80!!!

  3. The Old and Unimproved DaveMarch 15, 2012 at 4:12 PM

    "The body is a temple"

    I wouldn't recommend you try to cleanse it with a whip of cords.....

  4. Advice I live by from decades ago......

    An obviously alcoholic liver specialist (thin, a hatch of tangled broken nose veins, an affinity with the jargon etc) realised he had a young fellow traveller craving input.....the golden advice was:

    "Son, give your liver 2 days in a row without alcohol every week and you'll survive the experience..."

    Just prolly got snakebite and aren't I embarrassed.

  5. Elizabeth (Lizzie) B.March 15, 2012 at 9:14 PM

    Only one we're each got, Prof. Keep up the maintenance schedule and remember, it's only money.

  6. A great songline from from "Living the life of Elvis" by the band "50 Million Beers"

    "My body is no longer a temple
    its just become a cheap place to stay"

  7. Apollonian or Dionysian?