We've all been there!
I'm on my way to give a lecture on OH&S and I'm running late.....
Excuses? Try this one..."I'm a Police Officer, now move your car out of the way civilian, I've gotta burn rubber here!"
What my excuse?I are a mysoginist ...... it's what I doThe Irish Lion
"I will not take this sexism or misogyny faceplanted on the ground, your balls are mine officer!"Very Self-Important Women
Heard that excuse a number of times. Back in the old days when cops were cops and had discretion.
"I just bought this 260e Mercedes-Benz, and it's a nice stretch of road to let her loose on"I was clocked at 140kph. The copper let me off with a warning. He liked how I didn't bullshit him.That's why I live rural.
140? What a slow coach. Outta my way, woman driver coming through!
Tony AbbottAbbottAbbott made me do it.
Officer, you try doing this in three-inch heels. Then get back to me.