DOUBLE BOGEY DADDY is waiting, also Doctor Yowie and Schmik Rick with his flash new clubs. Off to the golf course, where a glorious Melbourne day will be celebrated with an under-90 round. That's the intention, anyway.
UPDATE: And the score? Methuselah had fewer candles on his cake than the tally of strokes on the Professor's card. This one will not be lodged with the handicapper. Definitely not. If you need another reason to despise the Greens, all those trees on golf courses would be it. Actually, they weren't just trees, they were Ents, capable of shuffling in front of an innocent drive and swallowing it whole.Bloody Bob Brown.